Smaklös bild på en sorglig död. Eller är det ett montage? Hursomhelst en sabla otur.
Kevin Costner har fått så lite filmerbjudanden på sistone att han istället skådespelar i en reklamfilm för Turkish Airlines. Han kommenterade jobbet så här: “Jag har aldrig flygit med Turkish Airlines förut, men jag har fått erbjudanden om reklamfilmer förut. Det viktiga är att välja ett företag som värderar sina kunder högt. Därför valde jag Turkish Airlines”.
Så hur vet man nu det när man inte flygit med dem? Antagligen genom att ha fått en jäkla massa pengar för det. Men om jag var en tunnhårig och avdankad skådis med en CV som börjat gulna för att ingen har tittat på den på länge så skulle jag också göra det. De skulle till och med kunna betala mig i kebab!
No, not really. But Kevin Costner has received so few exciting feature film opportunities that he has agreed to “act” in Turkish Airlines commercials (or maybe they just paid him a shitload for an easy job). Costner commented on the unlikely collaboration: “I have not flown with Turkish Airlines before, but I have received commercial proposals before. What is important is to work with a company that gives importance to its clients. That is why I have chosen Turkish Airlines.”
So how do you know that when you have never flown with them? I would read the last sentence like this: “What is important is to work with a company that gives importance to paying you a shitload”.
If I would do the same if I was Kevin Costner? Hell yeah!
Quoting Encyclopedia Britannica:
Bratticus Nobilis is Latin for what people in Sweden call “stekare” (”fryer”) or “brat” as in spoiled child. Bratticus nobilis are usually young guys with gelled hair combed backwards, a plain but expensive shirt, tight trousers, and with their head slightly tilted backwards so as to better look down on others.
They live on champagne (”skumpa”) and oysters and usually don’t mate outside their breed. That would be labelled as unincestive and be punished by piercing of various bodyparts.
Bratticus Nobilis usually drive nice cars that their dads pay for and they frequently emit “eeeee”-sounds.
Bratticus Nobilis can be spotted in different parts of Stockholm. Mostly around Stureplan and Lidingö (”Liiiiiidingö”). There is no risk of them going extinct anytime soon.
This post was originally posted on the hilarious erikzona.com
