Quoting Encyclopedia Britannica:
Bratticus Nobilis is Latin for what people in Sweden call “stekare” (”fryer”) or “brat” as in spoiled child. Bratticus nobilis are usually young guys with gelled hair combed backwards, a plain but expensive shirt, tight trousers, and with their head slightly tilted backwards so as to better look down on others.
They live on champagne (”skumpa”) and oysters and usually don’t mate outside their breed. That would be labelled as unincestive and be punished by piercing of various bodyparts.
Bratticus Nobilis usually drive nice cars that their dads pay for and they frequently emit “eeeee”-sounds.
Bratticus Nobilis can be spotted in different parts of Stockholm. Mostly around Stureplan and Lidingö (”Liiiiiidingö”). There is no risk of them going extinct anytime soon.
This post was originally posted on the hilarious erikzona.com
Bratticus Nobilis? asg!! den tar jag me mig i väskan, tack för ett gott garv!
10-01-24 19:47